Jaeron: You know what Donkey Konga should be re-named to? Donkey Kongu, because the Japs put "U"s in all of their words because they aren't Christian.
Chad: No no, it should be renamed to "Kuwaii Domo Arigatou Mr. Roboto Sayonara". Get it, because that's what the Japanese say.
No, it should be renamed to "I am a chinky-poo who has sex with sushi and Spike Spiegal and ice monkeys and I live in a cubicle and sniff five year old girl's panties while masturbating to hentai"
It should be renamed "All Asian people are living in sin with their rice and their bongo drums that they force our lord Donkey Kong to have sex with"
I'm going to get a lot of angry letters for this one
That game has J-Pop in it. It's like Happy Super Fun Baka Anime...manga, because the Japanese are gay.
The Japanese rape dogs because their slant-eyes have blinded them, but the dogs don't feel it because their phalli are so small. They're worse than the unbathed French!
