Things people I know have actually said 1

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: December 22, 2003

"What, its not against the law to let your comrades die!"
"Oh c'mon, they have all sorts of new 'Spawn' ideas. Samurai-spawn, future-spawn, deli-clerk-spawn"
"Its like your feet are walking, but your body's already moving."
"The Illuminati won't let me beat Donkey Kong Country 3, because at the end it reveals the true assassin of JFK"
"If I had one wish in The World, I would wish that the middle finger would not mean what it means, so I could scratch my ear with it without flipping somebody off."
"Is it rape if she says 'No' on Opposite Day?"