"The only phrase I remember how to say in Dutch is 'Shit-Ass'"
"In that picture Michael Jackson actually looks like a human instead of the result of procreative sex between Sailor Moon and a Naked Mole-Rat after being drowned to death in bleach"
"I'm going to go play video games and watch Big O. Or maybe just sleep. My life is unfufilling"
"I hate Welfare! I curse LBJ for ever instating it."
"Someone's put a price on my head. The person who's trying to kill me is going to eat me. I think it's my mother."
