Fuck the G8
Author: SinatraFonzarelli2
Date: June 11, 2004
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| Bush: Even though you guys all come from faggy countries, you've all been crucial parts in my war against everything humanity has historically held as decent. Let's all sit back and count our money. | |
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| Koizumi: Ah, yes, all of these horrible atrocities remind me of the good old Japan, not the lousy peacenik Japan of today. Here's to a step in the right direction. Care for some roasted hostage flesh? | |
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| Blair: Bush is sure doing a good job of preserving liberal humanitarianism by being conservative and butchering Iraqis. I'll reward him with another one of my patented blow jobs. | |
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| Schroeder: Raah! Graah! Watch as I yo-yo between stances on the war and ensure that Americans become bigoted of my people even though I'm a Bush puppet! Rar! | |
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Just then, Putin and Martin arrive with the baby's blood
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| Chirac: OMG I LOEV BUSH EVN THOUGH HE ENCOURAGED THE FRANCOPHOBIC ZETERGEIST IN AMERICA JUST BECAUSE I DISAGREED WITH HIM SLIGHTLY BUT I'M SURE WE'LL HAVE A GREAT RELATIONSHIP...SEXUALLY | |
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| Berlusconi: Mama mia, don't take it personal, Chirac, senseless bigotry was an excellent propaganda device! Mama mia, I, and several bumfuck former Yugoslov republics are part of New Europe! | |
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