Fred Jones: I'm a nice happy portrayal of Americans, because Japanese people love America.
John Smith: Ah, yes, all of these NICE KITTENS remind me of BEING SUPER-COOL SWORD POWER ACTIVATE! Here's to a step in the right direction. Care for some TOMATO SOUP?
Blair: John Smith is sure doing a good job of preserving HERCULE by TAKING A VACATION WHERE NO ONE DIES and buthering Iraqis. I'll reward him BY KISSING HIM
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Jim: Oh no, you've spotted my in my poorly animated digitally imposed bikini because Japanese hate nudity as much as Americans do!
Berlusconi: I'm sorry, the character portraying me won't be appearing due to copyright issues.
