STORIES FROM REAL LIFE

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: September 15, 2004

So Faustus' Neo-Nazi friend is pretty hot, huh?
OMGWTF WHY DO YOU LOVE HER AND NOT ME OMG SHE'S NOT HOT SHE MORE HIDEOUS THAN THE QUEEN OF SEA HAGS
OK, whatever
SHE'S MORE BITTER THAN A THOUSAND HARPIES AND MORE DENSE THAN THE MOST DRUNK OF ASSES PLEASE EXCEPT ME AS YOUR BRIDE INSTEAD
(minutes later)
NEVIN, I HAVE COMPILED A 500-PAGE MANIFESTO EXPOSING THE NEO-NAZI CHICK AS A FRAUD PLZ READ