I think the Republican Party's wars are immoral and are created to meet the wishes of evil corperations. I urge all progressive Americans to boycott these heartless corperations.
EXCEPT WHEN THEY PRODUCE FUN-FOR-THE-WHOLE-FAMILY HEART-POUNDING ACTION MOVIES STARRING ME
I think it's sad that millions of Americans are living and poverty and the Bush administration is just making it worse
NOW I'M OFF TO SNORT A KILO OF COCAINE IN MY JACUSSI WHILE WATCHING TIVO AND EATING MAINE LOBSTER ROFL
I urge all Americans to be environmentally and economically conscientious.
NOW I NEED TO HOP IN MY HUMMER TO ATTEND THIS BILLION-DOLLAR AWARDS CERAMONY ROFL PLZ REMEMBER TO VOTE
