The Adventures of Junichiro Koizumi, the lovable rascal!

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: April 19, 2005

In China
Well, since there are absolutely no problems with the Chinese government, it's time to look through every single public highschool textbook in the world.
Yeah, that seems like a good ide...HOLY SHIT! LOOK WHAT THIS ONE SAYS
in a Japanese school
You see, kids, the imperial army of Japan went to the city of Nanking, and had a picnic with the civilians. One that definitely didn't involve raping them with bamboo.
Why is our teacher the guy from Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
Meanwhile, in the UN security council
KOIIIIIZUMI!
23 SKIDOO!