From the makers of the HG2tG movie adaptation

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: May 3, 2005

It's Cat's Cradle, the movie!
Bokonon, you one crazy mothah!
THAT IS FOR SHIZZLE MY NIGGA!
HEY MAN, I'D TELL YOU THE MEANING OF LIFE, BUT OH SHIT, I'M SLIPPING ON A BANANA PEEL
Wow, the whole world and everyone on it just got frozen solid by Ice-9, but I don't care because there's this girl who doesn't like me.
THE END?
OH SHIT, EVERYONE IS FROZEN. LUCKILY I HAVE THIS MAGIC ICE-9 SUPER-ANTIDOTE IN WHICH TO SAVE THE ENTIRE WORLD WITH SO WE CAN ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER