HEY MAN, I'D TELL YOU THE MEANING OF LIFE, BUT OH SHIT, I'M SLIPPING ON A BANANA PEEL
Wow, the whole world and everyone on it just got frozen solid by Ice-9, but I don't care because there's this girl who doesn't like me.
THE END?
OH SHIT, EVERYONE IS FROZEN. LUCKILY I HAVE THIS MAGIC ICE-9 SUPER-ANTIDOTE IN WHICH TO SAVE THE ENTIRE WORLD WITH SO WE CAN ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER