I'm a proud patriotic American, I'm going to spraypaint "America is great" on that wall.
Oh, if only there were some sort of Act that classified acts of petty vandalism as forms of terrorism that would allow me to indefinitely detain him with no concern for his privacy rights!
I will continue to broadcast pirated radio from my van, even though conservative speech is banned!
Oh, if only there was a branch of the U.S. government that micromanaged television and radio broadcasts, that with the help of a corporate monopoly on media, would completely homogenized all thought
I will wear skimpy clothes that say "America rules!" on them!
If only there were frivilous and draconic local decency laws that outlawed this sort of pornographic display! I don't want to live in a world where we can't harass and bully the public!
