Hugo Chavez, Zinger Extraordinare

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: August 12, 2005

Yo, GRINGO! Su madre is so fat, when she attended Emperor Hirohito's funeral, they thought it was Godzilla, eh pendejo? Hey, at least she didn't throw up on anyone, am I right, marricone?
U.S. State Dept. Spokesman Adam Ereli
I think it's pretty clear to us that the..uh...the...uh...the motivation for this is not the accusation itself or not what they...uhhh...they...uhh..state is the problem.
DENIED!