Hugo Chavez, Zinger Extraordinare, part 8 (I think)

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: August 12, 2005

I think it's odd that that man dressed in a black suit claiming to work for Comedy Central wanted all 12 members of the Libertarian Socialist Kings of Comedy to do a roast for Gilbert Gottfried.
Ted Rall: Don't be so paranoid!
And why's it in Guantanamo bay?
Relax, I wrote this hilarious new bit about how the voulenteers in the arm forced are bullied dupes!
My fellow Americans! Exhausting all our options, we have declared unilateral war on Comedy Central! They have Class 3 Zingers and Uranium-tipped Burns. Americans will now watch Fox Humor instead
Good, evening, I'm Bill O'Reilly! The President said something dumb today, but I think as Amercans we should respect our leader no matter who we is and at least respect the bravery and effort he gives