Hugo Chavez, Zinger Extraordinare part 10

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: August 12, 2005

Billy O'Reilly's the "Split-Sides Zone" tries to outfunny a combination of Jon Stewart and Hugo Chavez. Or something. I stopped paying attention.
I'd like to purchase a sandwich and it better not have spam in it!
We've got eggs and spam, bacon and spam, eggs bacon spam spam and spam, spam...
SHUT UP, JUST SHUT UP! THIS IS MY SHOW AND YOU ARE A GUEST! SO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR YOU ARE NOT COMING BACK ON MY FUCKING SHOW!
*laugh track*