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by SirBelfin
11-08-08
GREETINGS AND WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL SIR BELFIN THE COMIC STRIP
IT IS AN EPIC POLITICAL THRILLER OF EPIC EPICNESS
wait i thought we agreed that i get to do the intro
THE TITLE CHARACTER ALWAYS GETS FIRST DIBS ON THE INTRO SILLY
but i am the title character
OH

 

by SirBelfin
11-08-08
I DONT THINK ANYTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN IN THE SECOND COMIC
you are right
And then something dramatic happens
THIS IS A SHOCKING REVELATION SIR BELFIN
indeed

 

by SirBelfin
11-08-08
so what is this comic all about
WE WILL DISCUSS CURRENT POLITICAL ISSUES AND ANALYZE THEM WITH THOUGHT PROCESSES
doesnt that sound a bit overused
YES BUT WE WILL KEEP IT INTERESTING USING NON-SEQUITUR AND RANDOM INTERRUPTIONS
why cant i see the back of my head
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

 

by SirBelfin
11-08-08
i was wondering why dont we have any actual graphics or backgrounds in our comic
THAT IS A DANGEROUS INQUIRY SIR BELFIN
and why do we keep not using punctuation
I WILL TELL YOU BUT THEN I WILL HAVE TO KILL YOU
This episode ends on a cliffhanger

 

by SirBelfin
11-08-08
so what is our first topic to discuss
WAIT I THOUGHT YOU KNEW
I BELIEVE WE HAVE A PROBLEM SIR BELFIN
yes

 

by SirBelfin
11-08-08
THANK YOU FOR NOT COMING UP WITH A TOPIC SIR BELFIN
what am i supposed to say to that
YOU FORGOT TO READ THE SCRIPT DIDNT YOU
yes

 

by SirBelfin
11-08-08
IT IS TIME FOR US TO START SOME SERIOUS DISCUSSION IN THIS COMIC
what kind of serious discussion should we have
I THINK WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT A SERIOUS ISSUE FOR ONCE
you cant be serious
YOU ARE SERIOUSLY NOT GETTING THE POINT
i am serious

 

by SirBelfin
11-08-08
LET US DISCUSS THE DANGERS OF PUBLIC EDUCATION
ok
YOU START
wait neither of us ever went to public school
EXACTLY.

 

by SirBelfin
11-08-08
i should sue you for your terrible argument in the last comic
SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO SUE
i got my law degree from harvard
WAIT HOW DO YOU HAVE A LAW DEGREE IF YOU CANT EVEN WRITE SENTENCES PROPERLY
i stole it
OH OKAY

 

by SirBelfin
11-08-08
WHILE WERE ON THE SUBJECT OF EDUCATION LET US EDUCATE THE PUBLIC ON A FEW IMPORTANT POLITICAL ASPECTS
ok
LET US START WITH THE VOTING PROCESS
but i dont want to talk about voting
THEN WHAT DO WE DO
lets settle this with a vote

 

by SirBelfin
11-08-08
I VOTE YES IN FAVOR OF DISCUSSING VOTING
i vote no
now what
I THINK WE NEED A RE-VOTE

 

by SirBelfin
11-08-08
I VOTE YES IN FAVOR OF BREAKING THE TIE
i vote no
THIS IS GETTING NOWHERE
indeed

 

by SirBelfin
11-08-08
IT IS TIME FOR AN EDUCATIONAL SEGMENT OF SIR BELFIN THE COMIC
THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT HAS THREE BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT
THE FIRST IS THE LEGISLATIVE BRANCH WHICH MAKES LAWS
THE SECOND BRANCH IS THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH WHICH ENFORCES LAWS
AND I WAS ABOUT TO GO VISIT THE THIRD ONE
BUT THEN I SLIPPED OFF THE SECOND BRANCH AND BROKE MY WRIST

 

by SirBelfin
11-08-08
HEY SIR BELFIN
yes
I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT SECRET TO TELL YOU
what is it uppercase guy
This episode ends on a cliffhanger

 

by SirBelfin
11-08-08
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD SUCK SIR BELFIN
what
IF THE EARTH EXPLODES
HUH THATS FUNNY I WAS EXPECTING THE EARTH TO EXPLODE

 

by SirBelfin
11-08-08
HEY SIR BELFIN DO YOU THINK THAT COMPLETELY RANDOM AND STUPID STUFF IS ACTUALLY A GOOD SOURCE OF HUMOR
yes

 

by SirBelfin
11-08-08
I HAVE DEVISED A PERFECT FINANCIAL PLAN THAT WILL HELP GET OUR COUNTRY OUT OF DEBT
what is it
I WILL SUE MYSELF AND WIN AND THEN USE THE MONEY I WON FOR PHILANTHROPIC USE
wait but if you sue yourself doesnt that mean that you would have to pay yourself the money even if you win
OH

 

by SirBelfin
11-08-08
SIR BELFIN I HAVE DISCOVERED SOMETHING OF DIRE IMPORTANCE
what is it
I HAVE DISCOVERED THE SECRET OF WORLD PEACE AND I MUST SHARE IT WITH THE WORLD
that sounds important
THE ONLY PROBLEM IS IF I DONT TELL IT BEFORE THIS STRIP IS FINISHED THEN I WILL FORGET IT AND THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW
wow its a good thing were not about to run out of space in this strip or else we would be in trouble

 

by SirBelfin
11-08-08
HEY SIR BELFIN DO YOU THINK THIS STRIP WILL BE FUNNY
yes

 

by SirBelfin
11-08-08
dont you find it creepy that were always sitting together alone in the dark in every comic strip
YES IT MAKES IT SEEM ALMOST LIKE WERE UP TO SOMETHING NAUGHTY
was that your hand
IT WAS ONLY THE WIND SIR BELFIN

 

by SirBelfin
11-08-08
On behalf of the staff of Sir Belfin the Comic we would like to apologize for the distasteful and crude nature of the previous strip.
homosexual references are not funny it will not happen again
INDEED I WILL NEVER PRETEND TO COMMIT SODOMY AGAIN
SO I DECIDED TO GET A SEX CHANGE
wait what
PLEASE tell me you're not actually going to post that.
I, uh... slipped and accidentally clicked "save comic" just now. Yeah, whoops.

 

by SirBelfin
11-08-08
wait if were having such a problem with seeing then why cant someone turn on the lights
THAT IS A GOOD IDEA SIR BELFIN
And then someone turned on the lights
...I THINK I JUST REALIZED THAT WE ARE BLIND SIR BELFIN
indeed

 

by SirBelfin
11-08-08
I JUST REALIZED THAT OUR COMIC IS A PERFECT BALANCE BETWEEN BLACK AND WHITE
we have successfully unified the two races and ended all segregation issues
EBONY AND IVORY
live together in perfect
OH FUDGESICKLES
well there goes our nobel peace prize

 

by SirBelfin
11-08-08
have you thought of any good ways to raise money yet
I WAS THINKING THAT SINCE OUR COMIC IS MOSTLY BLACK WE CAN APPLY TO THE NAACP FOR FINANCIAL AID
dont you need to carefully trace our comics family history so they will take us seriously
I HAVE THAT ALL TAKEN CARE OF
you forged the documents didnt you
WELL I WROTE THEM ON PAPER THAT CAME FROM AFRICAN TREES SO IT HAS TO COUNT FOR SOMETHING

 

by SirBelfin
11-08-08
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT NUCLEAR WAR SIR BELFIN
i have seen no evidence that proves that nuclear weapons even exist
SO YOUR SAYING THAT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS NUCLEAR WAR
yes
And then the Earth exploded

 

by SirBelfin
11-08-08
TODAY WE ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE DANGERS OF PORNOGRAPHY IN MAINSTREAM SOCIETY
let us begin by discussing the basic definition of pornography
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE PICTURES
oh

 

by SirBelfin
11-08-08
DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD SUCK
what
IF SUDDENLY THIS COMIC WERE TO START ALL OVER FROM THE BEGINNING
GREETINGS AND WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL SIR BELFIN THE COMIC STRIP
IT IS AN EPIC POLITICAL THRILLER OF EPIC EPICNESS

 

by SirBelfin
11-16-08
HEY SIR BELFIN
GUESS WHAT
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO GUESS

 

by SirBelfin
11-16-08
HELLO IS ANYONE THERE
THIS SILENCE IS DISTURBING
HEY LOOK I CAN LICK MY FEET

 

by SirBelfin
4-01-10
I AM ME FROM THE FUTURE
this is a surprising twist of fate how can you be from the future
This comic is temporal
HEY CHECK OUT MY TIME MACHINE
but i have already seen it already three seconds ago
HEY SIR BELFIN I AM BORED WHAT SHOULD I DO
maybe you should make a time machine

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