FTC #18... kinda unoriginal, but oh well

Author: SirIndianALot

Date: January 13, 2004

by SirIndianALot
1-13-04
What can I get you sir?
I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here
Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want.
Well in that case maybe I will have something.
wait, wtf?