Christmas at the Tomsley Residence(3)

Author: Sith_Lord

Date: June 21, 2005

by Sith_Lord
6-21-05
Beginning to wonder where Grandma is....
Santa is downstairs in the kitchen hitting on your wife.
Damn that old fool! Always thinking he can hit on women! Time for Grandpa to save Christmas!
Downstairs in the kitchen......
No body flirts with my wife! Certainly your not eating my cookies! You've messed with the wrong old guy!
Shes your wife? I thought she was the personal maid.
Gramps pulls out a shotgun, shoots Santa......
Why did you hurt that nice young man? He was just admiring my cookies.
He was not admiring your cookies! He was eating them and he was flirting with you!