All comics by Ska-boom

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by Ska-boom
2-07-01
"Hi there, neighbor! Thanks for watching the dog while I go on vacation!"
"Oh, he's allergic to something that starts with the letter A, but I forget what."
"Whatever it is causes him to erupt in a giant ball of flame. Oh well, probably not important!"
Dude, that was BITCHIN~! Too bad you incinerated my house. Bastard.

 

by Ska-boom
2-07-01
Gee, mister, whatcha doin' here?
I'm a whimsical clown! I bring joy to others at the cost of my own dignity!
But something bad happened here! They're gonna take a bad guy away!
Oh no! That's not fun-a-riffic!
Not unless you're into hot prison sex. You're goin' away for a looooong time, clown boy.
Laughing... always laughing.... that axe sure shut them up.... oh yes....

 

by Ska-boom
2-07-01
Yo! Does your bitch-ass wanna play some hoops, or what?
Don't bother me, kid.
Aww, you're just a big pansy. C'mon, sucka! I'm like Michael F-in' Jordan, yo!
You wanna know what happened the last time I played basketball with a punk like you, son?
Ooooh, what, you took someone's soul? You drove them insane with terror? C'mon, bring it!
No, I sprained my MCL. I'm on my way to physical therapy. Oh, and your soul shall rot in a putrid pool of boiling pus for eternity. Let's see your jumpshot get you out of THAT.

 

by Ska-boom
2-07-01
Nature's stand-up comics
Hey, how is everyone doing tonight? Hey, you're lookin' GOOD, baby!
I knew this poodle once... man, that freaky bitch did it every which way EXCEPT doggy-style!
Things turned ugly when...
Hey, I'm a poodle, you sicko!
Then you AND yo' momma know what I'm talkin' about! OH! OH! OH!

 

by Ska-boom
2-08-01
A special public service announcement
Hi. I'm Jesus Christ. I'm here today to talk to you about "shock" humor.
We're highly respected metaphysical beings, and we resent being used for a cheap laugh.
And as for me, I'm just a simple cowboy trying to make a living. Please don't mock our lives.
And as the Lord of Darkness, I have many stressful responsiblities. So before you use us for bathroom humor, please remember...
... the youth of America responds.
... humorously drawn fictional figures have feelings, too.
Aw, screw ALL that shit. I'm gonna go throw rocks at that dumbass purple donkey again.

 

by Ska-boom
2-08-01
Now I'm pretty sure this isn't the shopping district...

 

by Ska-boom
2-08-01
Well, it looks like this is it, buddy.
I wonder if I should tell him now...
There's one thing I always wanted to tell you before the end.
Now, dammit! You have to tell him you love him now!
I'm a voodoo god, and I'm here to take your soul and make it my slave in the underworld. I now control you for eternity.
I knew he was too good to be true.

 

by Ska-boom
3-14-01
Another nice day out on the range. This is God's country.
Open skies. Pure beautiful cacti and sagebrush. Scenic mesas... the artistry of a grand Creator.
And now the mescaline is kicking in.
All your base are... oh, forget it. I'm not whoring myself out for that catchphrase.

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