All comics by Skillmasta_Brett

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we join our hero in a wierd situation
hi my names brett but you can call me joey
right
arent you danteasmonoske
no im not
till next time
what the hell just happened? quit changing forms
not intill you make a plot!!!

 

finnaly a story
man that african-american hour is funny.
who are you?
my name is susie, can i use your phone?
i like where this is going. But will our hero get some action?
its right there on the floor, you have to pick it up though
ill just bend over to pick it up

 

the old "oops i dont know how my finger got there" trick should work
hi what!!! ill be right there
so close!
uh-oh!!
what are you doing? whatever, look can you please give me a ride to my house? pleeaase!!! ill make it worth your while
our hero decides to play along for now
whats up with your car? its a little high tech isnt it.
please baby thats just the stereo, this cars really a classic pinto.

 

our hero learns a lesson about driving a girl home when she lives in missouri
this place dosent look right, something has gone awry
welcome to my house i call it hell!!!!
i knew that finger trick should have worked
witness my true form!!! hahahaha
what the hell will our hero do to save himself
hmmm this wasnt in the axe effect commercial!
now ill eat your soul

 

our super smart and sexy hero has a thought!!
i have one chance!!
prepare to die!!!!
take this
owwwwwww you poked me in the eye!!
what is our heros ultimate form
looks like i have to unleash my power form.
R then witness my ultimate power form hahahaha!!!

 

now see my ultimate power form!!
hahahaha
whats up now!!!
what the hell!!!!!
ok now this is wiered
take this!!!
aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!

 

whew
die biatch!!!!
was he wearing panties before he transformed?
ai ai ai
well that ends our heroes journey in hell. till next time readers.
i win!!!

 

our hero sees a rare oppurtunity for his talents besides making his computer call him sexy.
wow an ad for pornstar tryouts im there
you have sexyness
welcome well just ask you a few questions
hi im here for the porn tryouts
will our hero get the job?
tommy salami !
if you could pick youre name what would it be?

 

who's tommy salami now?
well then what would be your signature line?
!!
lets see you naked
am i all you ever wanted in a man?
well that didnt go that well for our hero. till better ideas arise readers.
will this vibrator change your mind?
get the hell out of here!!

 

so Death Marmot, what do you think of the comic
You make freedom of speech seem like a truly grave mistake. "Humor" and "creativity" are concepts that one should not attempt to master until one has a firm grasp on literacy.
???
alot of people have enjoyed my comics youre just a jeaslous little bitch with stupid and non-funny comics
youre right what was i thinking you are the sexyest man alive!!
take that death marmot
alls well that ends well
whew i knew i shouldnt have taken a crap in here earlier

 

its a peaceful quiet evening in missouri,
i wonder if i poke her in the eye will she stop talking
so then my dad was giving my sister a ride when they hit a deer and accidently had sex and ............
bbbrrrraaaiiinnnssss
ahhhh zombie!!!
a crazy situation
ahh youre also a zombie. hmm i knew that layer of of skin in the shower wasnt mine and now i get why her freinds were all cannibals.
bbbrrrraaaiiinssssss

 

after a narow escape.
glad i got out of that cemetary. oh jesus please give me some help there are zombies everywhere!
use your finger my son.
what?
careful where you point that. you have the power my son, just dont poke your eye.
our hero must now fight off the dead.
then it was my destiny to fight off this zombie invasion!
no, i just really liked his finger!

 

<_<.
freeze you zombie scum!
hello young man!
>_>.
bang bang!!!
ahhh !!!!
"_"
take that you zombie fiend!

 

so youre the one who is behind this zombie invasion.
I told you i would have my revenge! mwahahaha
eeewwwwww
well prepare to die!!!
muahaha youre puny finger will not affect me one whose power is so great it could fill rosie o donnels stomach.
what will the hero do!
oh my gosh!!!!
now you get to be the bitch!

 

jesus i could really use your help!
oh dont worry ill make sure you die really painfully and slowly, muahahaha
you can run but you cant hide!
whose tentacle is that?
he got away!
find him and kill him and his (super sexy) finger!

 

by Skillmasta_Brett
12-06-03
after a long pause we resume our story
jeus please help me i don't know what to do!
ok i have a plan, first go back to the cemetary, don't worry all the zombies have been killed.
ok
then go to john wesimers grave, dig up his body and put on his clothes and you will be granted very special powers
who is this person and what is so good about there clothes?
you got it jesus.
good luck

 

by Skillmasta_Brett
12-06-03
?
this must be the grave.
i'll just slip into these clothes
wow!
oh sweet level 88 wizard armor! now it is time to wup ass.

 

by Skillmasta_Brett
12-06-03
it is now time for a showdown!
i have returned and now you will pay
.... bahahahahaha you loser with your little wizard costume bahahaha
i will cast level 40 lightning on your puny level 2 bard ass
noooooo i will return!!!!!!
well looks like our hero has saved the world again and is about to take a vacation, or is he?read in next time loyal readers
whew good to get out of those clothes. now it is time to take a long vacation and relax

 

by Skillmasta_Brett
10-09-04
Several months later....
Listen to me you scum bag! He is gonna be returning from his vacation shortly and I want you ready to throw down with him and kill him! I want him dead!!!
Can I, Can I eat your cat?
What the fuck! well ok but only if you do the job!
An assassin is sent on the trail of our unsuspecting hero!!!
By the way, I can shave that mustache for like 2 bucks.
Just go kill him!

 

by Skillmasta_Brett
10-09-04
Our hero having just returned from a long vacation, reflects back...
Man, who knew that Iraq would be a bad place to vacation.
Somewhere in Iraq several months ago.
Wow, this sucks.
Is our hero walking into a trap?
Well at least it feels good to be back home. Oh man did I miss that hilarious African American hour.

 

by Skillmasta_Brett
10-09-04
Our hero notices something a miss in his apartment.
What the hizzle? Someone is in the bathroom, hmm I gotta think of a plan quick.....ok I got it, when he comes out I will point at him.
Who the hell are you and why are you here?
That's simple I'm here to KILL you!!!!!
It's a clash of wills that can only end in death!
wait! 1.....2....................................3 UHHH HHHHHHH....
Uhhhhhhhhhhh....

 

by Skillmasta_Brett
10-09-04
The battle comtinues!
UHHHHHHHHHHHH.........
UHH*cough*UHHH
Apparently the assassin couldn't handle it and spontaneously combusted, leaving our hero the victor!
UHHHHHHHHHHHH.....
Our hero has won this battle, but it looks like the war is just begining!
That guy got served!

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