How heaven works

Author: Skin

Date: December 8, 2006

by Skin
12-08-06
Wednesday, 10:13am.
Damn. I've got an amputee here who wanted to run the Boston Marathon.
Ooh, tricky.
I mean, I can have him win the thing in his wheelchair, but it would look like the fix is in.
Absolutely. Try compensating in another area. 'Bout two years back, I had a coma victim win the lotto. It wasn't perfect, but at least his kids went to college.
So.... X-ray vision?
Humans aren't cleared for hypersense, Tom. I know you got that reminder email. Just set him up for triple-orgasms and a case review in three years.