Hiram & The Spectre

Author: SkullxKrug

Date: July 3, 2005

by SkullxKrug
7-03-05
Hey, here's that death certificate you requested from the county clerk. Hey, how did you die anyway?
Well Hiram..I had premarital sex. You see..having sex before marriage will oft times kill you. Remember kids, sex too soon= death..
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Also, don't touch doorknobs after Gay people.