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by Sky
7-03-02
Just another day on the cross for ol' "J"...
Oh crap! here comes that pesky little girl again. Please DAD, don't let her ask another stupid question!
Hey Jeezus!?
Yes, you little sh*, uh, shining star?
How longs you gonna be hangin' aroun' up dere? Me an' my frenz wanna play maypoe!
How the phrase "deathwish" came to be...
Rrrr...Please DAD, just one bolt, that's all I ask!
Wellll!?

 

by Sky
7-03-02
The ponderings of today's youth...
So, it's the fourth of July yet again...
Why do we even bother to pretend it means anything anymore?
It's not like we don't know it's all a joke.
...the answers of the aged.
Woah, DOOOD! Checkout the works...God bless America and Bill Gates, we ROCK!!
The sheep have spoken. Denial: a strong inhibitor to the truth...

 

by Sky
9-25-02
Feeling"blue" with world events, Youth contemplates Death...
What's the use, "they've" fucked it all up too much to enjoy...
...flirts with disaster...
Hey Jason! Even with the suped up, cyber sci-fi "Aliens" plot rip-off you still suck!
...and hits paydirt.
Well, at least this should be fairly quick, I can only hope for painless...

 

by Sky
9-25-02
Having insulted Jason in a moment of despair...
That's right, you heard me. I've seen scarier episodes of Pee Wee's Playhouse!
hrrraaarrgh...
...Youth ponders his decision to end it all...
Paul Reubens, now THERE's an actor. Wonder what he'll do next?
Guess I'm not ready to byte it just yet...
...and swings out on the other end of the pendulum.
Back off jackoff! Or I'll show you how to use that Ginsu propper like.
Yiiiike!!!

 

by Sky
9-25-02
Jesus, seeing the error of his ways, asks for forgivness.
Dad, I am sorry for my attitude towards the little girl..
...I swear on the Holy Tablets it won't happen again.
I'll shall show only mercy and compassion for All...
Why, hello my daughter...
As is His nature, Dad puts "J" to the test...
Hey Jeesuz! Didya gida diskown' on dohz nayulz on akown' yooz ah kawpintah?
Damn Dad, what did I EVER do to you?!

 

by Sky
9-25-02
Our heroine encounters a civilian and makes an attempt at conversation...
Hey C.T., how ya doin'?
Hello Marcus. Do you know how many corporations rule the world?
...only to soon realize...
Huh? Oh heh, I get it! No, how many corporations DOES it take to rule the world?
Uhn, nevermind...
...the futility .
What?! That was a joke, right?
Yes, a JOKE, right..*sigh*.

 

by Sky
9-26-02
C.T. seeks refuge amongst the nature of Central Park...
How is it possible so many can be so blind?
Hey lady, help feed an unemployed ex-slasher movie actor war vet?
...lost in thought of the plight of the world..
Uhh...Miss? I'm real hungry, please?
Can't they see what's going on? What breeds such ignorance?
...perhaps about to experience some "bitter" irony.
If only they would open their eyes...

 

by Sky
12-09-02
C.T., wrapped up in her own thoughts of the "Big Picture"...
She walked right be me, didn't EVEN look when I talked to her...
When are people going to wake up to all the suffering in the world?
...has ironically overlooked an opportunity for compassion...
...rrrrr...can't...take this...not today, not ANY-more!
If only they would open their eyes, see past the dillusions conditionings and judgements...
...quite possibly for the last time.
Hey LADY!! I wuz talkin' to you...
Oh...crrrap!

 

by Sky
12-09-02
C.T. is faced with her own ignorance...
If you don't wanna give nuthin', just say so lady, but don't walk by like you didn't even hear me!
Oh, uh...were you saying something to me?
...and the possible consequences of it...
No, I was talkin' to myself! You see anyone else around here I could be talkin' to?
Uh, no I guess not, heh...**Crap, this guy could really do me some damage!**
...which leads to facing her own mortality.
Or maybe you just thought I was some crazy guy that didn't deserve a glance...
PLEASE GOD, don't let him be a crazy guy...

 

by Sky
12-09-02
Our heroine is faced with the irony of her thoughts and actions...
That it lady, you think I'm some kinda...lunatic? Is that why you ignored me?
Whu...? NO! Not at all! I was just in deep thought, that's all, really!
...is sagely served a piece of humble pie...
Wellll, you ought to pays more attention to life around you. Not be in your head so much you miss it.
**OUCH!** You know, you're right...
...but doesn't look to be out of the woods yet.
I mean, if I had been some psycho I coulda whacked you with "jr." here.
Ohh...Fuck.

 

by Sky
3-28-03
C.T., while in deep thought of world matters, is confronted by the world in front of her...
Like I wuz sayin', ya otz to pay more attention. Yer just lucky I'm not some nutso.
Uhhh...yeah. Thank god for that. Hey look, I'm really sorry. What can I do to make it up to you?
...and reacts a little too quickly...
Hmmm... I don't know, ya really hurt my feelin's.
Just name it, really, anything.
...only to sink deeper into complication.
ANYthing?!
This ISN'T happening...

 

by Sky
3-29-03
C.T gets a taste of irony sans: Out of the frying pan...
So wutya say, go on a date wit me?
Uh, I'm sure you're a nice guy and all, but I just got out of a relationship, and um... being celebate right now.
...and into...
Oh, yeah, sure...I understan'. No problem, I'll jus leev ya 'lone now.
Whew! Close one C.T. ...
...the fire.
...a little creepy, but in a sweet way. Oh well, he'll get over it.
Oh my! What 'ave we 'ere? A vinyl wetdream...GOT to get 'er into some pumps! mmm...

 

by Sky
9-28-09
CT, having been confronted with her 'judgments' and lack of awareness, is doing her best to 'stay open'.
'Ello luvlee!
Oh God...now what? Oh come on CT, keep an open mind.
But soon realizes....
'Ello 'ello...wuz that tosser givin' you ennee trubbel back there in tha pahk?
No, not really...just a little mutual misunderstanding and some short sightedness on my part.
...this too has it's price.
Oh, right...well 'ow would you like ta get inta sum trubbel wit me den?
..sigh...

 

by Sky
3-06-18
Jesus contemplates his dilemma with the Little Girl...
The little girl that vexes me...there is something about her...why does DAD keep sending her to me?
Hey Jeezuhss?
...only to be challenged by another query...
Yes little lamb?
Wenz ya comin dayown fwum dehr? It's gittin layt, dontcha wanna goes hohm?
..."J" is puzzled by.
I cannot come down my child, this is the end for me here...I'm going to my home in the sky to be with my Father.
Well, in dat kays, I bedduh pax you sum kwohz...I heerz it's cohd up dehr. And ya wanna looks guhd fo yo POPS.

 

by Sky
3-06-18
"J", having died, wakes up in a cave...
Uhhn..where am I?
HEY JEEEZUHHSS!
...only to be found by the Little Girl...
"the little girl, why does she keep coming?!" ~ Here I am little girl, how did I get here?
Ya felw uhsweep, so dey putya in heeyuh so duh burdeez kuhduhnt gitcha. Howya gonna gits tuh yuh sky hohm nowwah? Wohnt ya POPs be wunderin wehr ya ahhr?
...and faced with another celestial conumdrum.
?!?!?!
Eyed weeve soon, I tink sum behruhs livin heeruh.

 

by Sky
3-06-18
"J", having awoken in a cave, is yet again confronted by the Little Girl...
What is DAD trying to teach me with this little girl's presence?!
Hey Jeezuhs?
...and feels a revelation coming on...
Yes little girl? "LG...?? Naw, it couldn't be, could it?"
Y'uhd tink wit yo POPs beein awll powuhfoo an awll, hee'd snap Hiz feenguhrs an git ya owdduh heeryuh.
DAD!? Is that you?!!
Wayell...it tuhkya lawngenuf.

 

by Sky
4-01-18
'J' has awoken in the cave after crucifixion to a mighty revelation...
DAD...why have you been doing this to me? Why have you pretended to be this Little Girl and tormenting me so?
Beecawz SON, ya still saw the 'little girl' an' nawt yer Lawd Gawuhd.
...feels the deeper reflections ...
"Love thy neighbor as thyself"..."I and the Father are One"...
Ya still saw 'other' and not yerSelf.
...and thoroughly gets mind blown.
******O******
Now whatsay we blow this popcicle stand, huh?

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