All comics by Slackerboy

 

For goodness sake G1:1-3 by Slackerboy 1-10-09
Well I guess it's time to get started. Where did I put the universe starter?	Kinda boring and formless; Maybe some mood lighting will help.	Or not

 

For goodness sake G1:3 by Slackerboy 1-10-09
I guess the dark wasnt so bad after all... Maybe I should keep it dark half the time.	Lets put the light over here on the Day side, and the dark over there on the night side.	And now to spin the universe around the earth. Oh sure, why just spin one planet.

 

For goodness sake "Too much of a good thing" by Slackerboy 1-10-09
Time to cool this place down, nothing fun will grow in this.	Ah, here is the add water function.	Oh yeah, this is so much better.

 

For goodness sake "My name is mud" by Slackerboy 1-10-09
How am I going to get rid of all this water?	I know, I'll put it all underground. Ever hear of mud?	Fine, I'll just suspend it in the air. Hey at least it's better then spinning a whole universe.

 

For goodness sake "Waterworld no more" by Slackerboy 1-10-09
Let there be an expanse between the waters to separate water from water How long do you think it will just hang out up there?	I'm sure it will be fine.	When it falls somehow I know you are going to blame it on me.

 

For goodness sake "Playing with evolution" by Slackerboy 1-10-09
God lets plants evolve on the young Earth. Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth Wait, let the earth bring forth? Why don't you just pop it all in yourself?	It's much cheaper to let it evolve on it's own. But I thought the idea was to create a perfect garden.	Are you offering to pay for all the plants in the world? One of these days your going to regret this.

 

For goodness sake "Fun with the Zodiac" by Slackerboy 1-10-09
Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years	And God hangs lights on the inside of the giant globe around the earth. Come on guys watch where you hang the stars, does that look like a zodiac sign to you? A what!?!	Ummm... Nevermind.

 

For goodness sake "Time to make sources for all that light." by Slackerboy 1-10-09
And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also. I think Ill stick the sun on the light side, wouldnt do to have it on the dark side.	Yes the moon works much better in the dark. Lets make sure it doesnt shine too bright.	Wait didnt you just do all this yesterday? And I thought the plans called for the stars to be more then just lights hanging on the dome. I know what the plans say, trust me. And if I had done all this yesterday I wouldnt be doing it now, would I?

 

For goodness sake "Birds from Water, why not." by Slackerboy 1-13-09
Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. Are you sure thats right? All the worlds birds are going to come from the water? Are you playing with evolution again?	For the last time, I am not using evolution. Every creature on this planet was designed by me. Really? Completely?	Well almost completely, I might have borrowed some ideas. Why do I get the feeling that is going to be a running theme with you?

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