This one is stupid.

Author: Slap_Nuts

Date: April 8, 2002

by Slap_Nuts
4-08-02
I am the mighty Milton! Ruler of this planet, as well as thousands of others! I have power beyond your comprehension!
Mighty warriors have fallen by my hand! I am the greatest death machine to ever roam the universe!
So what, dude? I have a cock on my head.