XBox=Hell

Author: Slap_Nuts

Date: April 28, 2002

by Slap_Nuts
4-28-02
I got an XBox today.
You're going to go to Hell.
What the hell are you talking about? I'm a Christian. I'm going to Heaven.
But God hates Microsoft, so you're going to burn, you traitor.
What the fuck? How the hell did I get down here?
Didn't your buddy tell you? God hates Microsoft. Now I've arranged for you to be blasted in the ass for eternity by Bill Gates. Because you are his bitch.