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by SlappyMcGee
1-07-07
Bacon Matrix.
I am such a bad dude.
Man, what the hell is that piece of bacon looking at?
He's looking at you.
I would say that I am the baddest dude.
Should I say something?
Yeah, probably.
I'm going to kick that DragonNinja's ass, and then President Ronnie will finally like me for me, and he'll be all like, "Hey dudes, thanks for rescuing me. Let's go for a burger... Ha! ha! ha! ha!"
I wonder if that copy machine works...

 

by SlappyMcGee
1-07-07
Hey?
Greetings.
What's up?
Not much. You?
Not much.
SNAKES ON A PLANE!

 

by SlappyMcGee
1-07-07
Two Ghouls Chill At Teh House.
So I said to him, I said, "Back off!"
Good for you. You don't deserve that.
They continue.
He was very rude. He didn't even compliment my new hair cut.
I understand.
They Continue to Continue.
No, you don't. You never could.
You're right.

 

by SlappyMcGee
1-07-07
I, for one, disagree with our President's current foreign policy.
What the fuck do you care? You're a pirate.
Fuck you.

 

by SlappyMcGee
1-07-07
Sophisticatobot meets Frozen Man!
I am a sophisticated robot. I can't waste my time with you.
The Plot Thickens.
It's over. Go home.

 

by SlappyMcGee
1-07-07
Mysteriously, I am number 28.
I am a talking ostrich.
What're we doing in a fast food joint?
Why are you talking to an ostrich?
Are you really an ostrich?
Yeah, I think so.

 

by SlappyMcGee
1-07-07
So, have you seen Clerks 2?
Yeah, I heard you were in that.
You must have misheard whoever told you that.
A little "Interspecies Erotica", eh?
Shut up.
You aren't a donkey.

 

by SlappyMcGee
1-07-07
A Modern Love Story.
I'll be honest; I think I love you, but I'm afraid of getting hurt.
I understand. This one time I was kicking it with this pimp back in 'Jersey...
Not everything is about fucking New Jersey, Steve.
So, what? First you tell me you love me, and then BAM! You're already going all PMS on me. I think your hormones are kicking in.
A Modern Love Story.
News Flash, Steve: It's not even your baby!
You fat slut.

 

You know, technically speaking, the bible doesn't say we aren't allowed to do it.
by SlappyMcGee, 1-07-07

 

by SlappyMcGee
1-07-07
On an average day,
Hey.
Hey, have you seen my stylish new MP3 phone? It has over 2GB's of space, and it can surf the web.
Stuff Happens,
Wow! That's really cool! I'll trade you my copy of Action Comics #1, A T206 Honus Wagner Baseball Card and The Butcher Cover of The Beatles Yesterday... And Today album signed by The Fab Four for it.
And not even the Nerds are safe.
You're gay.

 

by SlappyMcGee
1-07-07
So, Slaps, I heard you were leaving.
Yeah, I've grown tired of this scene.
So what does it feel like to abandon all of us and then create your own self-serving thread so that we can all pour out our emotions about how much we'll miss you?
Uhhhh...
Fuck you, man. Fuck you.
Why are you dressed up like a doctor again, Dave?

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