Chris and Cooper #7

Author: Slash_Raptor

Date: August 18, 2009

by Slash_Raptor
8-18-09
So... What are you supposed to be?
Well, I'm a cow... What are you?
No, no, I mean are you a pet or--
No... I'm a dairy cow... But I think I might also double as a sort of sex toy...
I'm missing the metaphor... How does being a dairy cow have anything to do with sex?
Well, everyday my farmer comes out, sits down next to me, and squeezes my boob... One at a time... Plus he never leaves unti lwe're BOTH satisfied...