Andrea: The insanely psychotic stalkerish teen

Author: Slice

Date: May 24, 2005

by Slice
5-24-05
HEY! IT'S THE TOOTSIE POP OWL! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH PLEASE?!?!
Please calm down, child! I'm a bit too old and my ears are quite sensitive and....
Are...Are you... trying to tell me what to do?
...In other news, today the body of an oversized blue owl was found on the street. Authorities say it has been beaten to death and...