Q's Quest for Complete Freedom (day 4)

Author: Slice

Date: May 26, 2005

by Slice
5-26-05
WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!
MY FELLOW AMERICANS. This might be a bit hard to swallow, but...I am the new president of the U.S.A. Now, you might not agree with anything I do, but hey... You don't have any say in the matter!
Hmm... a barking dog in front of the U.S. flag... Is this what qualifies as "special" nowadays?
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