Back to the Present?

Author: Slice

Date: June 12, 2005

by Slice
6-12-05
Hi,I'm Al from Awareness of Weird Things that are Happening Around Town. I'd like to tell you a bit about some new evidence we've found that weird things are indeed happening. BTW,What's your opinion?
A.W.T.H.A.T. SUCKS!
Yes, this situation does suck!! So anyways, let me start off with this.. you see, what just happened, a few seconds ago, is visible if you look to my left at a certain angle.. THERE! See it??
Whoa! I do, I actually do! Any other observations?
Well, yeah, you've been standing in the same position for quite some time...And you've been kinda quiet.....Do you know more about these strange occurences?
Well, anyone with half a brain, as well as the one reading this, knows that this is a @#$%in' COMIC! So calm the #@$% down, Columbo! And stop pointing at my breasts!