All comics by Slit

 

Brad Pitt and JESUS!!! by Slit 2-06-01
Brad Pitt meets Jesus Whoa Jesus! You don't look so great! No way! My abs are great!	And your knees! Fabulous! Yep yep yep...	I'm a big fan, ya know. I think you're the best! Your saving us from our sins by dying on the cross like you did! Say, can I have your autograph? And one for my kids! That'd be swell! I love you Jesus Who is this fruit?

 

The important questions. by Slit 2-06-01
Say Jesus, is it wrong to be gay?	YES!	And thus, a friendship is made. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA I'm gay! HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA You're goin' straight to hell!!

 

Expirimentation by Slit 2-06-01
Now we'll see how long we can make a comic. That's right!	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!	And thus, a friendship is made. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

Translation woes by Slit 2-07-01
Of discovery! No please go trap! The translation! It will rape you! It for did to me, look! No walkinging strut me doing! Now! Confederate Flag to help is you!	Trust lack in the Red europe man! I! Me able can stand! I BE STAND! HA HA! Fool that the person is you! I am white! Am a is devil! Photos Naked Janet Reno in you mind! The eternal forever! Now Today for and Tommorow!	Honor! Believer in it! Oh! God! Make stop! Make the it picture stop! STOP! Mwa ha ha! Shall never peace you know! Gentlemen! Let us dance!

 

Frankly Scarlet, I don't give a damn... you whore! by Slit 2-08-01
Ah sweet cyanide... No don't do it!	But... but, the Yanks! They's be a comin'! You shouldn't eat cyanide! It'll kill you, lover boy!	But, t-the creamy inside! It tastes so good! Damn you, lover boy! I told you it would be like this! DAMN YOU TO HELL!

 

Scottland, sex, and videotape by Slit 2-08-01
And I said, "Well, jeez! Don't get all bent out of shape! It's just a small stain! And he was like, "AHM FROOM SCOTTLAND!"	Then I said, "Dude! Don't put that there! It's unnatural! Nobody has done that since the sixties!" And he was all like "AHM FROOM SCOTTLAND!"	My finger smells like poo! I should kill myself.

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