Scottland, sex, and videotape

Author: Slit

Date: February 8, 2001

by Slit
2-08-01
And I said, "Well, jeez! Don't get all bent out of shape! It's just a small stain! And he was like, "AHM FROOM SCOTTLAND!"
Then I said, "Dude! Don't put that there! It's unnatural! Nobody has done that since the sixties!" And he was all like "AHM FROOM SCOTTLAND!"
My finger smells like poo!
I should kill myself.