CC 299: Smarmulus for President or some damn thing

Author: Smarmulus

Date: October 5, 2005

by Smarmulus
10-05-05
You may ask why should I, Hubert Smarmulus, be selected to host CC 300.
Everyone else in the race is an annoying, idiotic, humorless fuckface.
Besides, I'm "StripCreator's most beloved."