Fuzzy Man in Her Majesty's Secret Cervix # 1

Author: Smarmulus

Date: August 17, 2002

by Smarmulus
8-17-02
Hi. I'm new here. What's your name handsome?
Man, Fuzzy Man.
I'm Connie Lindquist. Can you show me how my computer thingy works?
Certainly. Would you like that shaken or stirred?
Why don't you give me a private tour of the nearest server closet?
I know once we get started X will contact me with a new assignment, but as usual I will ignore the coitus interruptus.