Fuzzy Man in Her Majesty's Secret Cervix # 12

Author: Smarmulus

Date: August 25, 2002

by Smarmulus
8-25-02
Meanwhile President Bush & several secret service agents are aboard Air Force One...
That goat book was sure funny. I want my mommy.
Mr President please tell us where you would like us to land this plane.
I'm so scared I need to change my chaps.
Reporters assemble at the White House...
What do you mean there's nobody home?
Someone should calm & reassure_the_American_people? Quick, show the film of the collapse for the 5,000th time.