Fuzzy Man in Her Majesty's Secret Cervix # 15

Author: Smarmulus

Date: August 27, 2002

by Smarmulus
8-27-02
CNN is getting interviews at the scene of the destruction...
I understand you escaped tower #2 moments before it collapsed.
*cough* Yes. *gag* That's right. *gasp*
What thoughts would you like to share with our viewers?
Look at me. I'm on television. This is the best thing that's ever happened to me!
I pray one of my relatives is recording this.