Serial Comic 7.pi - Escape From The Planet Of The NRA

Author: Smarmulus

Date: August 28, 2002

by Smarmulus
8-28-02
However, when Charlton Heston destroyed the Earth he did not know two Earth inhabitants survived...
Look out there. It looks as if the a green insignificant planet is about to explode.
That's OUR green insignificant planet, and no you may not have a cigarette!
By diverting their ship thru a temporal flux they travelled far back to a prehistorical era..
Man, I think I'm trippin'.
I thought this was a tobacco cigarette!
What kind of savage upside down world was this...
And that's why I ordered a nuclear strike on Iraq this morning.
IT'S A MADHOUSE... A MADHOUSE... GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!