Fuzzy Man in Her Majesty's Secret Cervix # 18

Author: Smarmulus

Date: September 17, 2002

by Smarmulus
9-17-02
Fuzzy Man, it's been a year & you have traveled the world. Don't you have anything to report yet?
X, I did penetrate the enemy agents.
Prostitutes are not enemy agents. Anything else?
I have discovered a secret plot by the Yanks to dominate the world's oil supply and use our beloved empire as a propaganda mouthpiece.
I hope you read that in the newspaper next to the help wanted ads!
It was on the page opposite the girl of the day photo.