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[size=4][u]Half Full[/u][/size]
[size=2]An epic tale of sex, hate, love, lies, deception, drug abuse, and pumpkin pie in a small town.
[u]The Main Characters[/u] :[/size]
Johnny - A young man with big dreams. Drama queen to the max.
Tina - Johnny's on-again, off-again girlfriend. A little off-kilter.
Jeff - Johnny's pain in the ass little brother.
Clarence and Edna - Johnny's parents. Yes, they're typical parents.
Rocky - Owns the local video store that Johnny works at. Total pervert.
Matt - Johnny's best friend, and his worst enemy.
Michelle - Tina's best friend, and her secret lesbian lover.
Rasheed - The only black man in town. Thinks he's white.
Sam - Rasheed's buddy. White guy who thinks he's black.
The Cat and The Dog - Johnny's pets.
Special Guest Stars who will appear from time to time : George W. Bush, Saddam Hussein, The Grim Reaper, Cher, Satan, Jesus, and The Asian Girls.
