NEVER BREAK THE FOURTH WALL!

Author: SmeeMak

Date: February 12, 2004

by SmeeMak
2-12-04
Yo...dumbass cartoonist. Two of the exact same person ain't funny. Hell, the potential for sex doesn't even exist!
Yeah...I can't get it on with myself. I mean...I'm horny and all, but that's just too weird.
All right! This is gonna be awesome!
Hey hot stuff. I think I buried my nuts in your pants this winter, but I'm, *SLURP,* suddenly feeling a bit famished.
I fucking hate you.