Jeff Creates his Own Army of Darkness

Author: SmeeMak

Date: February 20, 2004

by SmeeMak
2-20-04
Jeff's reign of terror reached new heights as he enforced martial law through failed pimps...
Come forth my evil army! Destroy those who would oppose me!
Catch the clap for only 10 cents an hour! Oooh...yeah....
...child raping priests, the intolerant offspring from the rare union of Amish women and Hassidic Jews...
Mmm...tight assholes everywhere...
Oi, Gavalt! Turn off that devil light, ya schmuck!
...and thirteen thousand clones of Bill Clinton - all lost in a perpetual state of "Fleetwood Mac karaoke night."
*Tell me lies, Tell me sweet little lies...oh yeah...*
Damn...I can't compete with this!