All comics by SmileLikeYouMeanIt

 

meanwhile on a green carpet...
Hey man wats good like my sweet hat? my mom made it for me. she also made some slammin burritos too. wanna hang out and go to wallmart later?
mmm..i dunno i told the boys i'd come down later to their crib and grab some 40s and watch willy wonka.
Later that night at the bar...
hmm yea..u know..holding this beer and looking at u..maybe i will take u up on that offer for grabbing so toast after the bar. i haven't had dry bread in awhile.
creep.
Meanwhile on the farm..
Hey. u got any drugs?
Heck yes.

 

Near some mountains...
so yea..after i left my wife i thought, wtf man, i'll pursue my dream of wearing speedos and walking on balls. so far its pretty good.
You want a massage?
Meanwhile near some clouds..
i have to pee.
Hollerin Hot Dogs..i just shat myself.
Back at the plant..
You smell like my mom's rib sandwhiches. remember when they sold them at McDonalds?
Do i have something on my face?

 

I'm sorry officer..did i not obey a traffic law?
Hi. i'm officer dick head. i love being a jack ass and pulling people over. ur damn right u did something wrong u punk ass kid u know how many people i pull over every day..alot.
uh..hello?
scissor kick ya creep!
buuuuurrrnnn

 

down near the old dump...
man. i could really go for a beer right now..or a righteous babe to come hang out and throwup with me. can u change my diaper?
skippin sour patch swizzle sticks..i'm not ur freakin mom. or ur pimp u smelly little half pint.
still in the dump..
u know what? when ur not looking, i'm gonna go take a nice big poop on ur pants. that'll teach ya. flippin crazy ass stick head.
dear stupid crap eating baby. i do not wear pants. i have stick legs and an awsome blue shirt. so u can't poop on my pants u silly little bastard.
dump.
scissor kick ur FACE!
i still don't have pants.

 

in the jail cell..
mmm yea so i bought mr. squiggle winks yesterday for sale at this flea market. he's such a cutie. mmm yea..u ever watch bob ross?
mmm gosh. are u serious? wow. i bought this baby here at a flea market too. and i totally love bob ross. u know what else is special? curtains..mm man, i just loooove curtains.
back at the jail cell...
mmm yea. curtains are so delictable. gosh. wow. u have great tastes in household stuff. mmm yea. i think mr. cranky here..little kitty, she needs to take a bath.
mmm.giggle. aren't these little woders of ours so precious? i just can't wait till they get older..they're so much easier to take care of..if u know what i mean..or them take care of us. mmm. giggle.
meanwhile! in the jail cell..
mmm yea. so i guess that's why ur in here too huh? u pull an ol jackson? mmm yea. i just can't get enough. i mean, i honestly once thought to be a priest.
Jiminey crickets? are u serious? oh wow. mmm thats why i have this little one..my mistake..some boys these days have hair that looks like girls.mmm but i can't get enough of long tendrils.

 

Now dude! THAT is an awsome. AWSOME outfit. like its...whoa. i need to take YOU to a movie.
been spendin most our lives livin in a gangsters paradise.
you got any gum? i went to the quick mart and they were all out but i found an awsome pair of shoes there. they were bright green and had bows on them but i only had enough money from some twinkies.
heck i dunno.
hello. i am a tiny man in a grey suit carrying a flag. my one leg is quite deformed. i live in the hills with my grandpa joe. we make juice and cattle burgers everyday. i wish i had some ding dongs.
Hi. VVVVh here. just wanted to shout a holla out to my brothas up in OBC. what what. does anyone have any BPC? i ran out the other day . jiminey crickets.

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