babies are agressive little things.

Author: SmileLikeYouMeanIt

Date: January 18, 2005

down near the old dump...
man. i could really go for a beer right now..or a righteous babe to come hang out and throwup with me. can u change my diaper?
skippin sour patch swizzle sticks..i'm not ur freakin mom. or ur pimp u smelly little half pint.
still in the dump..
u know what? when ur not looking, i'm gonna go take a nice big poop on ur pants. that'll teach ya. flippin crazy ass stick head.
dear stupid crap eating baby. i do not wear pants. i have stick legs and an awsome blue shirt. so u can't poop on my pants u silly little bastard.
dump.
scissor kick ur FACE!
i still don't have pants.