Squirrel by Smithydude6-08-03 Once upon a time there was a squirrel on a bench Mmm. Bench. Then there were two of them. Mmm. Bench Two squirrels onna bench. Not something you see every day. Why does the background keep changing? Mmm.
Untitled by Smithydude6-08-03 A familiar looking Monochrome goat turns up. Woah. background editor kicks arse. How did I get here? There's going to be trouble now... Mmm. Stool. But all was ok because the goat morphed into a chicken. Is this my best side? Nope.
Paperclip by Smithydude6-08-03 Squirrels are made of metal Gosh. So'm I! OH MY GOD! A talking paperclip! What the hell we fighting for? We're just-a-waiting for the hammer to fall! OH MY GOD! A paperclip which sings Queen songs! Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Champions by Smithydude6-08-03 Wow. Paperclip flies. WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS! Are we? Yep! Background changed again. Yep!
Mmm. Valley. by Smithydude6-08-03 Soon the squirrel gets bored with it's new pal. So do you do anything but sing Queen songs? Yep! Like what? We'll keep on fighting to the end! Ah. Another one bites the dust!
Greg-bracket-gee-bracket-ory by Smithydude6-08-03 My name's Clappy! What's yours? Greg(g)ory Is that with one "gee" or two? The writer doesn't know. Owie Mmm. Fire.
Quest. by Smithydude6-08-03 Greg(g)ory soon becomes fed up with his comic-strip life. This sucks. I'm going to complain to the writer. Can I come? No. You're on fire. Dammit. So off went Greg(g)ory to complain to the writer...
Quest 2 by Smithydude6-08-03 Greg(g)ory trecked through graveyards... And deserts... ...And other people's houses. All to find out who was responsible for this dire comic. Ooh, a sock.
Quest again by Smithydude6-08-03 He eventually found the writer in the field where he had started. Except that wasn't the writer. I'm not? No. This was the writer. Hello! Background's gone screwy again.
Marmite. by Smithydude6-08-03 Somehow, no one could take the writer seriously. Can I help you? I could murder a marmite sandwich round about now. So off went Greg(g)ory to find a marmite sandwich. Mmm. Marmite. Meanwhile... Am I still on fire?
Dead. by Smithydude6-08-03 Suddenly... Hello! Am I still on fire? No, you've died. BLIMEY! Er, why the ship? Search me.
Afterlife. by Smithydude6-08-03 So what happens now? Whatever you want. It's your afterlife. Well, I've always wondered... Yes...? What Hell was like! You'd be amazed how many people DON'T say that.
Slightly Mad. by Smithydude6-08-03 Even in Hell, Clappy couldn't stop singing. I'm going slightly mad! It finally happened! I'm slightly maaaaad! You really belong here, don't you?
Meanwhile... by Smithydude6-08-03 The search for a marmite sandwich continued... Mmm...Marmite... Got any sandwiches? Nup. ..To little avail. Got any sandwiches? Nup.
Environment. by Smithydude6-08-03 Hello. It's Dave the Hippie! How're you doing, Greg? I'm in search of a marmite sandwich. Marmite harms the environment. Your sign's made of unrecycled paper.
Tuna by Smithydude6-08-03 Dave comes to a compromise. I have a tuna sandwich. Dolphin-friendly, I suppose? Nope. It's tuna-friendly. Wha'? Sod the dolphins - Save the Tuna! I'd still kill for marmite...
Ambulance. by Smithydude6-08-03 Suddenly... Dude...Where are we? Search me. Wonder if there's any marmite round here... I liked the other sign better. You are so right.
Return of Keith (unrequited) by Smithydude6-08-03 ...No? What're you doing here? I dunno. Oh look, a box of terrapins. I'll just go shall I...?
Enter Terry by Smithydude6-08-03 It's Terry, the singing ash-pirate! We know Dave the Hippie's a junkie... I'm not. You lie. The rest of us see this background as flowers, you know. Hush, or I'll set you on fire again.
Gak? by Smithydude6-08-03 Which led to the question... How can you set fire to ash? I'll find a way. Don't worry. You suck. That's so predictable. Where's the background gone?
Back to Clappy by Smithydude6-08-03 Am I still in Hell? Can't remember. Yep. I think you have a leak. Yep.
Artist. by Smithydude6-08-03 This could probably get repeatative... Got any marmite? Nope. I'm an artist! What does that mean? It means we now have waaaaay too many characters. In that case you'd better die. Owie.
Environment #2 by Smithydude6-08-03 I've found a way of setting you on fire again. Oh yes? Well yeah but it might harm the environment. ... I love the environment
Petrol. by Smithydude6-08-03 An idea strikes Dave the Hippie... Petrol. Meh? Petrol. Meh? Petrol. Meh?
Petrol #2 by Smithydude6-08-03 Petrol Meh? Stop that. ...'orry. Better. Wait...You're going to cover me in pertol?!
Mmm. by Smithydude6-08-03 Is petrol a fossil fuel? ...why? Wasting fossil fuels is bad. Yes! It's a fossil fuel! I don't consider setting you on fire a waste. .....
Untitled by Smithydude6-09-03 The writer has come to a realisation... I have come to a realisation! Spread your little wings and fly awaaaay! I know why that paperclip keeps singing Queen songs! She's a Killer Queen, gunpowder, geletine! It's because he's a reincarnation of Freddie Mercury! I think the white house just blew up...
Freddie Mercury. by Smithydude6-09-03 So I'm a reincarnation of Freddie Mercury? I dunno, I'm a tv set. So I'm a reincarnation of Freddie Mercury? I dunno, I'm a pencil. So I'm a reincarnation of Freddie Mercury? I think the writer clicked the wrong image...
Interlude by Smithydude6-12-03 Time for a short interlude in the plot... Ow. Ow. You'd think I'd learn, wouldn't you? Yep.
Ta-da! by Smithydude6-12-03 Back to the story... YARR! I'm back! I am no longer an ash pirate! Wow - how did that happen? It's all to do with the mysterious nature of hippies - when they set fire to stuff, it un-burns Dave set fire to you? Yarr. With the aid of some nuclear weapons and a lot of lighter fluid. Some hippie.
Environment #3 by Smithydude6-12-03 Drugs are bad. Protect the environment. No reason why we shouldn't blow stuff up once in a while though. Mwahaha.