Public Service announcement#6: Give me my life back.

Author: Smurph

Date: June 28, 2005

by Smurph
6-28-05
Your call is important to us, it is in a queue, please stay on the line.
This just in - Bastard.
If my call is so Goddamn important to them, JUST ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE!!!!!
Hmm... Or employ more staff to cope with the extra demand at busy times, thereby eradicating ill feeling toward the company and providing better customer service.
They're laughing at you really, though.