The New Transformers

Author: Smurph

Date: July 15, 2005

by Smurph
7-15-05
On planet Cybertron, a new threat to the existence of both Autobot and Decepticon appears... The Decepticontractor!
...but 16 energon cubes is a bit steep, innit? I mean, just to fix Megatron's lumbago?
Whoa! Who said 16? Nah mate, we don't even turn up for 16 energon cubes.
Then we won't have enough power to crush the puny Autobots! ...Well, how much then?
Well mate, you're lookin' at 30.
They're right cunts.
30!?
Plus, the parts for the job are gonna have to 'acclimatize' to the temperature of your factory. We need to come out twice, so double that.