Can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em

Author: Smurph

Date: July 15, 2005

by Smurph
7-15-05
Monday
Does my ass look big in this?
Naw, darlin', you look great.
Tuesday
I look fat in this, dun't I?
Hardly, sweetness, you're sexy!
Wednesday
How can I even fit into this? God, I'm a heifer...
Fuck it. Yes, you're a fat cow. Are you happy now?