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| Hi, I'm the very famous and nice Tom Cruise. You're a jerk if you squirt water on me, but aren't I a good father in this film? Mmm? | |
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| I'm a Martian. Fuck your planet, and all your fatherly awesomeness. | |
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| Frickin' Heck! Why has shooting you, bombing you, and even nuking you not worked? | |
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| Ha ha ha ha! *cough* cos we're invincible *spleurgh*hack*. All your planet are belong to us! | |
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| Hmm... Apparently we win by default! Hooray! Go Earth viruses! | |
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| Wheeeeeuuurgh! *hack* Spluh... | |
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