Public Service Announcement#11: Its not glandular.

Author: Smurph

Date: July 19, 2005

by Smurph
7-19-05
And another thing: fat people. I'm not talking pleasantly plump, neither. I mean those great big fuck-off behemoths. Do you realise just how disgusting you are? Jesus, step away from the lard!
Indeed, Bill. They waste so much doctors' time that could be better spent extracting bullets from burglars, or poking hot nurses.
"Oh, I'll have a 12" Pizza with extra Bacon, and a Diet Coke." Fuck off! You're not fooling anyone! Not even yourself. Either get fit, or kill yourself. You know you hate you.
Yup, and if I hear another one complaining that "it's cos of the steroids" or something, well, the knife is coming out to play.