Cruisin' USA

Author: Smurph

Date: July 20, 2005

by Smurph
7-20-05
I really loved that War of the Worlds movie... Tom Cruise is really lovely and sexy, and he's sensitive, and learns things and is nice.
No, Tom Cruise is a dwarven douche who cries and bitches like a little girl when someone plays a harmless practical joke on him with water. WATER!
How can you say that? Tom is a sex object!
Yep. He's a cock.