E3: Gamers' Christmas: Microsoft sucks

Author: Smurph

Date: May 9, 2006

by Smurph
5-09-06
Microsoft Press Conference...
And I proudly announce... Halo 3! The earth has been invaded! You will shoot things! And now: Triple wielding!
May I be the first to shout 'w00t' and punch the air?
No you may not. You know it'll be generic shite anyway, we could sell a circular flattened poo if it had Halo printed on it.
Aww...